VIRGO
Reppin':
MARYLAND
Label:
Chosen Target
Era:
Spring 25
of the Sith
Grade/GPA:
C- (1.89)
The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short):
I don't bet unless someone challenges my ability to snag 5-star chicks.
I love having my skills put to the test and
relish being able to silence the naysayers.
During my final years as a bachelor, I lived in a college town
and had a lifestyle that closely resembled MTV's The Real World.
My roommates and I lived in a huge house near all the night spots.
Our daily routine mainly consisted of bar hopping and clubbing
whenever we weren't either throwing a killer party or at one.
It was perfect for anybody that just wants to get into sumthin'
bcuz shit was never dull (even when you'd rather stay inside).
One night, my roommates and I hit up our favorite Monday spot.
Some people hustle at billiards, winning $$$ beating the gullible.
But, in a sense, I'm a hustler when it comes to picking up women.
I'm quick to capitalize on situations where an unsuspecting fool
expresses doubts about my ability to pickup 5-star chicks.
For some reason, regardless of how many women I picked up....
my male roommates were always gullible enough to bet against
the skills they'd seen me display (like they attributed it to luck).
On this particular night, I'd gotten a slight dose of liquid courage
after having the 1st round of drinks with my roommates.
Outta the blue, I just said to them, "Hey guys, y'all are cool but
we didn't come here to make this a sausage party all night.
It's time for us to get some females over here."
One of my roommates chuckled and said, "Yeah right. In here??
Look around, all the chicks are too stuck-up."
I then was like, "Man whatever, the chicks in here are DTF."
But, when my roommate continued to express doubts, I said,
"OK fine, lemmie prove it to you. Let's play a game....
just point out the baddest chick you can find in the room and
I'll betcha I can get her ass over here within 2 minutes."
My roommate, assuming that I was at an extreme disadvantage,
bit the bait, then pointed outta brown-haired, 5-star Latina
and said, "I dare you to approach that chick right over there.
She looks just like the type who's a guarantee to diss you.
Good luck, we'll see you back here in about 2 minutes"!!!
I then made my way across the room toward the 5-star chick,
walked right up to her, and immediately turned on the charm.
I gave her what I consider to be the ultimate compliment and
then asked if I could buy her a drink----she was like, "Sure".
After getting her to blush within the 1st 60 seconds,
I worked my magic and got her back to my table in the last 60.
My roommates were flat-out speechless when I returned with her,
especially bcuz they watched me get her phone number and
couldn't believe that she stayed by my side for the whole night.
Never again did my roommates doubt my skills with the ladies.
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