VIRGO
Reppin':
RUSSIA
Label:
La Feminist Nikita
Era:
Spring 25
of the Sith
Grade/GPA:
C (2.19)
The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short):
Here in D.C., it's quite possible that you could be dating 007
without even knowing.
Don't be surprised if your neighbors are like
Mr. and Mrs. Smith or have a license to kill.
One of my co-workers really stood out to me from the rest
and it certainly wasn't bcuz of her sexy red hair either.
She just carried herself with a different aura----a mysterious one,
like her employer really wasn't who it appeared to be.
Baroness from G.I. Joe than
a college grad just eager to
work on policy initiatives.
Yes, the honey was very nice,
friendly, and engaging w/ me;
but, sumthin' about her had
my intuition screaming that
she's the kinda chick who'd
be one of Charlie's Angels.
I was in the enviable position of being the only male working in an office full of females
who interacted like a close-knit family....
but, they literally treated this honey like a red-headed stepchild.
IMO jealousy seemed to be the root cause of their disassociation
bcuz she was no doubt the hottest chick in our office.
I couldn't help but notice how she was always warm towards me
while being a bit icy (yet professional) towards our colleagues.
She'd always smile bright and make pleasant conversation w/ me;
but, with females, she was always blasé and kept her distance.
One morning, she arrived to work while I was in the lobby
talking football with the postal delivery guy....
she looked tasty 24/7, but on this particular day she was flat-out
oozing sex appeal in a way that I'd never seen her ooze it before.
She was killin' the whole outfit----not just her stiletto heel boots.
Judging by the mail man's reaction, you would've thought that
he'd either seen an angel or was gonna bust his pants on the spot.
As soon as she started walking away, he shook his head and said,
"Damn, she looks like she'd be alotta fun on a Friday night!"
I started CTFU and co-signed without being obnoxious about it
(after all, she did look like she'd give you the fuck of your life)....
unfortunately, the mail man wasn't tactful with his comment and
had said it loud enough for the hun to hear it as she walked away.
5 minutes later, she came back and was smiling from ear-to-ear.
She asked me, "So, what's got you guys laughing so hard this AM?"
I tried to play it off, but the devilish grin she had on her face
lemme know that she'd caught us checkin' her out.
As soon as I began to wonder if I'd fucked up with her, she goes,
"Soooooooooooooo, when do you wanna go out for drinks?"
(bcuz she knew that I'd gone out drinking with our co-workers).
I was in-shock bcuz I didn't even see that coming....
and the way that she asked, I couldn't refuse. Why even?
She knows with 100% certainty that I think she's hot as fuck.
So, I accepted and then, she goes, "Great, so it's a date."
What made her offer really standout to me was the fact that
our co-workers would often go out for drinks after work and
invite us along----but, she never once made an effort to go
nor was she a part of their lunch cliques that would eat together.
In our office, she functioned like a lone wolf amongst hens
(and, yes, my colleagues had told me there's a pecking order).
I took it upon myself to ask her once why it seemed like
she never wanted to do anything with the women in our office.
But, her response was, "Ummm, that's not really my kinda thing."
Since I was a co-worker too and remembered what she said,
I admittedly felt somewhat honored and privileged bcuz
she clearly wasn't viewing me in the same light as our colleagues.
Nevertheless, I still wasn't 100% sold on her being serious enough
to follow thru with us going anywhere together after hours....
but, she did a few days later by asking me again outta the blue.
So, one afternoon, we spontaneously decided to take a long walk
and, along the way, just picked outta chill spot in downtown D.C.
where we could get some good food and drinks away from
the infamous Happy Hour crowds.
During those next several hours with her, I truly ended up having
one of the most positive dating experiences in my whole life.
Her conversation was incredibly stimulating (to say the least) and
she ultimately revealed some interesting details about herself that
shed light on whatever was behind her mysterious aura....
I'll just suffice to say that she had alotta Evelyn Salt in her and
The USA's lucky to have a chick so eager to protect our freedom
(though I kinda think that she was already on the roster).
She wasn't the type of woman that you'd wanna mess with,
had the nonchalant demeanor of an assassin hired to ice you, and
I wouldn't be surprised if she's amassing a body count right now.
Once I realized that I might be on a date with a trained killer who
could lay me low in a variety of different ways....
I decided not to dive into certain subject areas with her anymore,
was just like "Speak Russian to me" knowing it'd turn me on, and
assumed she was already telling me without actually telling me.
We went onto have a phenomenal date, despite all the stares.
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