43. Danni Cole as KELSI

Zodiac Sign: 
LEO

Reppin': 
NEW YORK

Label: 
N/A

Era:
Summer 22
of the Sith

Grade/GPA:
C- (1.88)

 





The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short): 

COMING SOON the story of my homegirl's sister

44. Jasmine Caro as HELENA

Zodiac Sign: 
GEMINI

Reppin': 
ARGENTINA

Label: 
N/A

Era:
Summer 22 of the Sith
thru
Fall 22 of the Sith

Grade/GPA:
C (1.85)






The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short): 

COMING SOON the story of the party girl I met
in the park at lunch

45. Alexis Amore as ANA and Ava Addams and JANE

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46. Victoria Allure as SHANICE

Zodiac Sign: 
LIBRA

Reppin': 
PUERTO RICO

Label: 
N/A

Era:
Summer 22 of the Sith

Grade/GPA:
C (2.17)








The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short): 

COMING SOON the story of the sista in my office building

48. Adrienn Levi as VICTORIA

Zodiac Sign: 
GEMINI

Reppin': 
MARYLAND

Label: 
Tail Of Two Tiddies

Era:
Summer 22
of the Sith

Grade/GPA:
C+ (2.37)







The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short): 

I never was into being a mall rat like that....
but, for some odd reason, it always seemed like
I was picking up hot chicks whenever I'd go to the mall
even for a quick stop-off.
This day was no different.

I was just sitting down munching on a bacon double cheeseburger
when I happened to spot this tasty looking redhead walk by.
I dunno if the A/C had been cranking overtime or what,
but she had an awesome rack with her nipples popping through
a cutoff pink shirt exposing her toned stomach and navel ring
in addition to tight low rider jeans that accentuated her nice ass. 

At first, I considered leaving my food just to holla at her....
but, sumthin' told me that I'd see her again if I remained patient.
So, I decided to wait instead, figuring that she'd walk by again.
In the mean time, being the tiddy connoisseur that I am,
I began waging an internal battle in my dirty mind about
whether her tits were real/fake and tried to guess her bra size.

A few minutes later, she appeared again (just as I expected) and
walked into a small card shop across from where I'd been eating.
Immediately, I assumed that she worked in there....
but, I wasn't sure cuz most chicks don't dress that sexy for work.
I remember thinking, "Damn, she's dressed more like a groupie."
Regardless, I wasn't gonna let it deter me from approaching her.

I tossed my tray into the trash and made my way to her store.
When I entered, the honey was standing behind the register and
it must've been perfect timing bcuz nobody else was in the store.
So, I walked up to her and like a good customer service person,
she said, "Hi, is there anything that I can help you with"?

I was like, "Ummm yeah, I just saw you walking a little while ago
and I was gonna approach you just to give you a compliment....
but, I'm sure that you probably get hit on all the time by guys 
and would rather not be bothered.  So, I was just gonna leave.
But, then I realized that I couldn't live with myself if I left here
without at least telling you that I think you're sooooo gorgeous.
And I really mean that----I know you're working right now but
could I give you a call when you're off and take you out sometime?"

The honey was like, "Sure"!!!

Her knockers and those perky nipples actually provided
enough of a distraction for me to hide my excitement CTFU.
I said, "You've probably got cameras all over this place and
I'm not trying to get you fired for giving out your number.
So, just tell it to me and I'll put it in my phone as soon as I leave."

She gave me her number, I promised to call, and then I left....
but, I rolled out without getting one important bit of information;
so, I had to turnaround and go back into the store just to ask,
"BTW what's your name"?

I must've been distracted by her tits, but she told me her name
and came over the next PM where she ended up in my bedroom.
She pulled into my driveway bassing her car stereo like a G and
actually had Wu-Tang Clan's 1st album crankin' in the CD player;
this wasn't a rock groupie----she was a true down ass chick!!!

49. Selena Star as CODY

Zodiac Sign: 
Unknown

Reppin': 
AUSTRALIA

Label: 
Unexpected Proposal

Era:
Summer 22 of the Sith

Grade/GPA:
C (2.11)








The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short): 

COMING SOON the story of the chick who proposed
less than 5 minutes after meeting me

50. Miko Lee as BETHANY

Zodiac Sign: 
TAURUS

Reppin': 
KOREA 

Label: 
Gold Digger

Era:
Summer 22
of the Sith

Grade/GPA:
B- (2.73)






The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short): 

I'm just being honest....
IMO Miko's the baddest Asian starlet of all-time.But, as sexy and A1 as Miko Lee might be
(and IMO Miko's the baddest Asian starlet of all-time).
Bethany was LIKE DAT!!!
The comparison itself doesn't really give Bethany any justice
bcuz she had everything you'd find on Miko and then some;
a killer boob job, lovely curves, long dirty blonde hair, and
the look of a sex kitten who'd have dudes trickin' for years.

I spotted her while shopping in the mall and decided to approach
despite my intuition telling me that she doesn't date black guys.
But, her response to my advance totally caught me off-guard.
She's like, "You want my phone number? How bad do you want it?
What are you willing to do for me to give you my phone number?"

Immediately, I thought, "Is this chick serious? Whatta turn off.
Either she's gonna give it to me or she's not. It ain't complicated."
I probably should've told her that I'd give her the fuck of her life.
But, I decided to have some fun with this one by seeing exactly
what'd happen if I said I'd buy her something for her number....
and like a true gold digger, she wanted to hit the jewelry store.

At this point, I wasn't even interested in this chick anymore and
was just gonna string her along for my own prankish enjoyment.
She picked out an expensive ass diamond ring and had the nerve
to look at me like I was really gonna buy that shit for her.
I said to her, "Look, it's a bit early for us to be picking out rings.
You haven't even done anything to earn one from me yet."

So, this chick then suggested that we hit an urban clothing store
because she wanted me to buy her some sexy gear....
I was like, "Hey, it's all good as long as I get to see you in it."

When we got to the clothing store, this chick picked out some
skimpy outfits and took me back to the dressing room with her.
She didn't ask me to wait outside---instead, she escorted me
straight to the booth where you change clothes and
started removing shit like getting naked for me was no big deal.
The presence of security cameras didn't deter her whatsoever.

So, now I'm standing there feeling kinda bad for the chick
because she's taking her clothes off right in front of me
even though I've got no intention of buying her a damn thing.
This hun's modeling her boob job and body for me Like Whoa,
I'm sexing her up putting my mouth n' hands all over her, and
we're grinding on each other in front of the mirror.

But, as much as I wanted to believe that she was really into me,
I couldn't ignore the gold digging tendencies on full display.
So, I ended this charade by telling her to meet me at the register;
which of course I never did----I just walked slam outta the store.
I'll never know how long she waited for me, but it's whatever.

51. Diamond Jackson as MONIQUE

Zodiac Sign:
AQUARIUS

Reppin':
CôTE D'IVOIRE

Label:
???

Era:
Summer 22
of the Sith

Grade/GPA:
C- (1.96)






The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short):

The story of the sexy stripper I pulled @ lunch.

52. Luna Star as CAROLINA

Zodiac Sign: 
VIRGO

Reppin': 
MARYLAND

Label: 
N/A

Era:
Summer 22
of the Sith

Grade/GPA:
C+ (2.36)







The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short): 

COMING SOON the story of the Latina I pulled
on my way home from Montgomery Mall

53. Valerie Kay as PILAR

Zodiac Sign: 
GEMINI

Reppin': 
BOLIVIA

Label: 
My Funny Valentine

Era:
Summer 21 of the Sith
thru Spring 22 of the Sith

Grade/GPA:
B (3.12)







The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short): 

One of my pet peeves is when a chick takes your number
and then waits months to call.
In most cases, I wouldn't even give my number to a chick....
I'd rather take hers instead and then call whenever I'm ready.
But, in this particular instance, I broke my standard protocol
bcuz the chick flipped the script by insisting on taking my digits
while refusing to gimme hers.  She came outta the mouth like,
"Sorry, but I don't give my phone number to guys that I dunno.
 Just gimme yours and I'll call you."

Immediately, I thought, "Yeah fuckin' right---she's bullshitting"
bcuz women usually say this to guys they're not interested in....
but, sumthin' told me that I should make an exception this time.
So, I honored her request and decided to just have faith.

I dunno exactly how long it took for this Latina to finally call me,
but it damn sure wasn't Summer anymore (it was early Winter).
During the 1st phone call, she actually had to refresh my memory
bcuz I'd completely forgotten that this honey even existed...

but, once I remembered,
the 2 of us ended up having
a nice, long conversation that
culminated with the honey
asking me to be her date for
a high society fashion show
that she'd been invited to
at the Watergate Hotel.

Figuring this was a sign that she didn't have a boyfriend,
I reluctantly agreed to be her date for the fashion show
despite my hangups about being around snooty rich folks.

Initially, I considered the possibility that she'd stand me up....
but, my insecurities disappeared upon her calling to confirm
roughly an hour before our scheduled meeting time
to lemmie know that she was running just a little bit late.
That conversation was cool within itself bcuz she was like,
"Yo, don't be afraid to put me in my place----I like that shit.
If I'm ever running late like this, then tell me to get the fuck.
Let's do a little test run----go ahead and say it to me.  It's OK.
Yo man, I'm running behind."

So, I said, "We're gonnabe late.  You need to get the fuck"!!!

Then, she goes, "Yeah man, that's what I'm talkin' about!!!
OK, I'll see you in an hour" and hung up the phone.

While waiting for her at our agreed upon meeting place,
I ran into one of my niggaz who gets a shitload of females.
In the midst of talking to him, the Bolivian honey showed up
looking uber cute in a sophisticated, all-white, wintry outfit.
My nigga took one look at her and his jaw hit the fuckin' floor.
She gave me a big hug that made my nigga get all wide-eyed....
then, my nigga dicreetly pulled me to the side and whispered,
"Yo man, is that your girl??  That's a bad ass bitch, right there."

But, I was like, "Nah man, I'm tryna see wussup with this chick";
after which, my nigga gave me the pound and then parted ways.
It's funny though bcuz all of my friends who saw her thereafter
had the exact same reaction that my nigga did....
dudes were constantly fallin' in love at first sight with this hun.

But, anyway, we ended up having
a very nice and chill 1st date.
After the fashion show was done,
she was all about getting some 40s,
taking a long walk through Georgetown,
and getting drunk on The Exorcist Stairs.
So, that's exactly what we got into.
I just wanted to go with the flow anyway
and show her that I'm a gentleman
(not an asshole just looking to score).

By then, I'd dated enough Gemini chicks to know that they're
free-spirited, cerebral, independent, slow to attach labels,
and hate being rushed into anything before they're ready.
The fact that she had called to ask me out on a date at all
legitimized my candidacy----so, that was good enough for me.
We spent the next few months seeing each other non-exclusively,
developed a great rapport, and were pretty much inseparable
(even spending Valentine's Day together and exchanging gifts).

This hun was a major socialite
and nice piece of arm candy
that loved to drink, party,
and hit the hottest D.C. clubs
with me any day of the week.
We were rippin' up the town.

As soon as we'd get inside the club, she'd grab my hand and
would be like, "Yo, let's show these muthafuckaz how we do it."
Then, she'd pick outta platform in the middle of the dance floor,
bogard that shit by charming whoever had been occupying it,
make enough room for me to jump up there with her, and
would spend the whole night shaking her ass on me.

You'd probably mistake her for
being the prissy type of honey
if you judged by the surface;
but, this Latina was really
a down ass chick with attitude.
She didn't mind heading to the
ghetto ass weed spots in D.C.
with me n' my niggaz and
she blew the best shotguns.