GEMINI
Reppin':
MARYLAND
Label:
Tail Of Two Tiddies
Era:
Summer 22
of the Sith
Grade/GPA:
C+ (2.37)
The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short):
I never was into being a mall rat like that....
but, for some odd reason, it always seemed like
I was picking up hot chicks whenever I'd go to the mall
even for a quick stop-off.
This day was no different.
I was just sitting down munching on a bacon double cheeseburger
when I happened to spot this tasty looking redhead walk by.
I dunno if the A/C had been cranking overtime or what,
but she had an awesome rack with her nipples popping through
a cutoff pink shirt exposing her toned stomach and navel ring
in addition to tight low rider jeans that accentuated her nice ass.
At first, I considered leaving my food just to holla at her....
but, sumthin' told me that I'd see her again if I remained patient.
So, I decided to wait instead, figuring that she'd walk by again.
In the mean time, being the tiddy connoisseur that I am,
I began waging an internal battle in my dirty mind about
whether her tits were real/fake and tried to guess her bra size.
A few minutes later, she appeared again (just as I expected) and
walked into a small card shop across from where I'd been eating.
Immediately, I assumed that she worked in there....
but, I wasn't sure cuz most chicks don't dress that sexy for work.
I remember thinking, "Damn, she's dressed more like a groupie."
Regardless, I wasn't gonna let it deter me from approaching her.
I tossed my tray into the trash and made my way to her store.
When I entered, the honey was standing behind the register and
it must've been perfect timing bcuz nobody else was in the store.
So, I walked up to her and like a good customer service person,
she said, "Hi, is there anything that I can help you with"?
I was like, "Ummm yeah, I just saw you walking a little while ago
and I was gonna approach you just to give you a compliment....
but, I'm sure that you probably get hit on all the time by guys
and would rather not be bothered. So, I was just gonna leave.
But, then I realized that I couldn't live with myself if I left here
without at least telling you that I think you're sooooo gorgeous.
And I really mean that----I know you're working right now but
could I give you a call when you're off and take you out sometime?"
The honey was like, "Sure"!!!
Her knockers and those perky nipples actually provided
enough of a distraction for me to hide my excitement CTFU.
I said, "You've probably got cameras all over this place and
I'm not trying to get you fired for giving out your number.
So, just tell it to me and I'll put it in my phone as soon as I leave."
She gave me her number, I promised to call, and then I left....
but, I rolled out without getting one important bit of information;
so, I had to turnaround and go back into the store just to ask,
"BTW what's your name"?
I must've been distracted by her tits, but she told me her name
and came over the next PM where she ended up in my bedroom.
She pulled into my driveway bassing her car stereo like a G and
actually had Wu-Tang Clan's 1st album crankin' in the CD player;
this wasn't a rock groupie----she was a true down ass chick!!!
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