61. Harley Dean as CHAUNDRA

Zodiac Sign: 
TAURUS

Reppin': 
MARYLAND

Label: 
Juliet To My Romeo

Era:
Summer 21 of the Sith

Grade/GPA:
C+ (2.35)


The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short): 

There used to be this
cute ass sista from around the way
who'd always come thru my crib
back when I was living at my thug nigga play-cousin's house
(BTW we call each other "brothers" even though we're not blood).
I didn't know shit about her and she didn't know shit about me
other than the fact that I was runnin' wit hustlaz and gangstas.

One day, I asked my bro who the cute ass sista was and
he told me that she's the sister of this dude we both knew....
but, my bro didn't know that dude was one of my biggest haters.
Nevertheless, I figured it'd be a lost cause if I tried to get with her
because her brother would cockblock upon finding out about us.
Even though my bro said that he doesn't think she's gotta man,
I just accepted that I'd always be secretly crushing on her.

A few days later, opportunity came knockin' on my doorstep when
the cute ass sista asked for my bro while I was home alone.
I was like, "He's not here right now, but I've seen you around and
I've always wanted to tell you that I think you look damn good.
The reason why I never said shit to you about it before is bcuz
people have big mouths and I didn't want them all up in our biz."

She cracked the classic 'That's wussup' kinda smile at me and
continued the conversation since we both were feelin' each other.
Surprisingly, honeygirl didn't fit the blueprint of a street chick.
She was extremely articulate, well-mannered, and refined;
which made her even more attractive to me while she was talking.

The whole time, I was mentally salivating at how sexy she looked
standing there like a black Marilyn Monroe in a white tennis dress
that caged her brickhouse curves and ridiculously nice rack.
Her body glittered skin sparkled like a diamond under the sunrays
with her super smooth baby oiled legs in platform summer boots.

Upon determining that she wasn't the type who'd tell her brother,
I asked if she wanted to chill with me that night, smoke blunts,
get to know each other better, and just take it from there....
at that point, of course she was like "Cool".
Since my bro and his friends had invited me to a party,
I figured that it was the perfect night to bail on going with them
if I wanted to keep things a secret.

So, that evening, the cute ass sista came over to the crib.
Then, we spent the night smoking blunts, having deep talks,
sharing our dreams, and hooking up under the moonlight n' stars.
Nobody ever found out because we kept our shit on the low,
but it was cool seeing her from that point forward....
especially since it was a big "Fuck You" to her hatin' ass brother.