50. Miko Lee as BETHANY

Zodiac Sign: 
TAURUS

Reppin': 
KOREA 

Label: 
Gold Digger

Era:
Summer 22
of the Sith

Grade/GPA:
B- (2.73)






The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short): 

I'm just being honest....
IMO Miko's the baddest Asian starlet of all-time.But, as sexy and A1 as Miko Lee might be
(and IMO Miko's the baddest Asian starlet of all-time).
Bethany was LIKE DAT!!!
The comparison itself doesn't really give Bethany any justice
bcuz she had everything you'd find on Miko and then some;
a killer boob job, lovely curves, long dirty blonde hair, and
the look of a sex kitten who'd have dudes trickin' for years.

I spotted her while shopping in the mall and decided to approach
despite my intuition telling me that she doesn't date black guys.
But, her response to my advance totally caught me off-guard.
She's like, "You want my phone number? How bad do you want it?
What are you willing to do for me to give you my phone number?"

Immediately, I thought, "Is this chick serious? Whatta turn off.
Either she's gonna give it to me or she's not. It ain't complicated."
I probably should've told her that I'd give her the fuck of her life.
But, I decided to have some fun with this one by seeing exactly
what'd happen if I said I'd buy her something for her number....
and like a true gold digger, she wanted to hit the jewelry store.

At this point, I wasn't even interested in this chick anymore and
was just gonna string her along for my own prankish enjoyment.
She picked out an expensive ass diamond ring and had the nerve
to look at me like I was really gonna buy that shit for her.
I said to her, "Look, it's a bit early for us to be picking out rings.
You haven't even done anything to earn one from me yet."

So, this chick then suggested that we hit an urban clothing store
because she wanted me to buy her some sexy gear....
I was like, "Hey, it's all good as long as I get to see you in it."

When we got to the clothing store, this chick picked out some
skimpy outfits and took me back to the dressing room with her.
She didn't ask me to wait outside---instead, she escorted me
straight to the booth where you change clothes and
started removing shit like getting naked for me was no big deal.
The presence of security cameras didn't deter her whatsoever.

So, now I'm standing there feeling kinda bad for the chick
because she's taking her clothes off right in front of me
even though I've got no intention of buying her a damn thing.
This hun's modeling her boob job and body for me Like Whoa,
I'm sexing her up putting my mouth n' hands all over her, and
we're grinding on each other in front of the mirror.

But, as much as I wanted to believe that she was really into me,
I couldn't ignore the gold digging tendencies on full display.
So, I ended this charade by telling her to meet me at the register;
which of course I never did----I just walked slam outta the store.
I'll never know how long she waited for me, but it's whatever.