VIRGO
Reppin':
COSTA RICA
Label:
The Knockoff
Era:
Summer 21
of the Sith
Grade/GPA:
C- (1.82)
The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short):
I luv Summer cuz that's when women are
dressing their sexiest, baring skin at will, and
sporting sexy shoes that show off their peddies.
Summer is pretty much an open air strip club.
You spend alot of time at the courts playing pickup basketball,
but the idea that there are all these honeys out there watching is
really more of an urban legend that Will Smith sold to everyone.
The truth is that more than not, the chicks that are at the court
are either there with their BF or just thirsty, ratchet ass hoes.
I'd honestly never seen an available hottie watching niggaz play
until the day when I met this flawless Costa Rican bombshell.
It was late afternoon and I'd run several games with my friends.
We were pretty much just shooting around, gettin' ready to leave
when this sports car parked by the court and 2 guys stepped out
with one of the baddest Latinas I'd ever seen in my life.
This chick was bona fide Low Rider magazine material.
(sigh) Yes, she was baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad like that.
She was only wearing a bikini and open-toed high heels.
The dudes left the chick without saying shit to her at all;
no hug, no kiss, no sign that she's with either dude----nothing.
She just sat on the hood of the car and crossed her sexy legs.
So, at this point, I'm wondering WTF's going on with this picture.
Are they her friends, is this her family, or is it some kinda setup?
Like, who really brings a bad ass honey like this to the courts
without giving some sign to show everybody that she's with him?
Sensing that sumthin' wasn't right, I walked over to the dudes
when they hit the court and started shooting up bricks n' air balls
(especially since everybody out there was just looking at the hun,
but nobody was being gutsy enough to holla at her).
I said asked one of the guys if the chick was with either of them,
but he was like "No" and then started rambling some shit about
seeing a beautiful woman----but, I really wasn't listening to him.
I then told him that I didn't wanna disrespect him by approaching
and he's like "No, go ahead if you want" as if she'd diss me.
So, I walked over to the car where the bombshell was sitting and
honestly, I don't remember exactly all of what I said to her.
I just know that within 60 seconds, I was sitting next to the hun,
kicking back on dude's car, and having a lively talk with her.
complimenting her gorgeous orange pedicure,
we're discussing where she shops for her heels,
and then she says that she recently dumped
the lame ass dude that I was just talking to bcuz
he doesn't know how to treat her right and
now they are just friends----whoops, oh fuckin' well.
Eventually, we exchanged phone numbers and
she taught me many things that I didn't know about her culture.
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