ARIES
Reppin':
BLACK and ITALIAN
Label:
Birthday Present
Era:
Summer 21
of the Sith
Grade/GPA:
B- (2.70)
The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short):
Some guys have all the luck in the world
and according to my crew, I'm one of those guys.
But, I never believed them until my 21st birthday.
They kicked off that night in stellar fashion by
taking me to a strip club notorious for its 5-star dancer lineup
and high rolling clientele.
Damn near every chick in this place is Playboy model material.
When we got seated, my boy pulled outta huge stack of bills,
put them down in the middle of our table, and said to me,
"Alright man, it's your birthday---this is yours to have fun with!"
Good shit.
The only problem though is that I'm a ridiculously picky dude,
especially when it comes to women. I don't just go for anything.
Most guys would go crazy in a strip club if their boy gave them
a stack of bills and told them to do whatever they wanted with it.
But, that's not how I handle my biz when it comes to females.
I'm the type who prefers to wait things out in the beginning
regardless of whether we're at a club, party, bar, or strip joint.
I do this bcuz I've always feared that the moment I go for a chick,
a better one's gonna come along and I'll end up missing out bcuz
I'll already be talking to the chick who's in front of my face.
I only bite the bait impulsively when it's a ridiculously hot female.
So, for about the 1st hour that we were in this gentleman's club,
I sat at our table drinking without even going up to the stage 1x.
My behavior had my boy (who handed me the stack) perplexed,
so he asked if I was OK bcuz he thought that sumthin' was wrong.
But, I was like, "Nah man, I'm cool----I'm just being selective."
Right on cue, this gorgeous dancer jumped on stage for her set.
After watching her get tipped by a few guys, I said to my boy,
"Yo man, I'll be right back. I see exactly what I want now."
Then, I went to the stage strictly with the M.O. of picking her up.
IMO there are signs when an exotic dancer thinks you're cute.
For instance, before I went to the stage, I definitely noticed that
this particular hun wasn't doing shit for the guys who tipped her.
Basically, she'd dance until somebody walked up to the stage.
Then, she'd stop and would just lift up her garter for the $$$$
without doing anything else but smile n' say, "Thank you".
But, she didn't treat me the same way when I went to the stage.
For me, she injected an extra dose of naughtiness into her dance
and did stuff that she hadn't done for anybody else who went up.
At this point, I'm thinkin', "Oh hellz yeah, this chick's diggin' me."
So, I asked her to come to my table when she's done with her set
(which she did).
My boy gave up his seat so that the hottie could sit next to me,
then I bought her a drink, and we started flirting with each other.
I was telling this chick all kinds of stuff while keeping it 100.
I'm like, "I've seen alot of hot women tonight, but you are by far
the sexiest outta them all----I want you for my birthday present.
For real, I wanna chill with you outside of here and see wussup."
Then, I asked her if I could do a body shot off her even though
there was a No Touching Rule in her strip club....
but, she's like "Sure" without any hesitation about it whatsoever.
So, I ordered the tequila shot and, when it arrived,
this honey kicked her silky smooth, toned leg up like a gymnast.
No bullshit, I slowly licked a nice, surgical wet spot on her leg
before applying salt to it and then I savored that body shot by
putting my lips n' tongue on her, licking extra slow.
I had my mouth on her for so long that I was able to checkout
every vivid detail of the honey's super sexy, glossy red pedicure.
She sat with me and made conversation until I was ready to leave,
then she gave me her number and said, "Call me sometime."
BTW the total cost for that stripper pickup was: $1 + a drink
I waited a few days bcuz I didn't wanna give her the impression
that I'm some thirsty dude who has no other options.
But, when I finally called, we just picked up where we left off.
I had the chick CTFU at my jokes while she lemmie know that
she separates men into 2 categories:
tricks that she uses for $$ and guys like me that she's really into.
She's like, "I'm just letting you know this ahead of time bcuz
I didn't want you to trip if I'm out on a date with someone else.
I rarely meet guys like you in my club. I'm always meeting tricks."
I was cool with it though bcuz I had other girls in my life anyway.
In fact, a few days later, I called the honey and she was like,
"Heyyyyyyyyyy what's up?! I'd love to talk and I hate to do this,
but can you call me a little bit later bcuz I'm in the middle of
having lunch with somebody right now."
I laughed and said, "No problem, but ya know I've gotta ask:
is this one a trick or is it somebody that's my competition"?
She was CTFU at my question and said very sweetly,
"OMG you're so fucking crazy!!! No, it's the 1st one.
But, gimmie about 2 hours."
Then, I was like, "OK, I'll call you back. Get that $$$ hun."
She treated me right whenever I saw her after that though.
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