13. Kya Tropic as SERENA

Zodiac Sign:
SCORPIO

Reppin': 
MARYLAND

Label: 
TBA

Era: 
Summer 25 of the Sith

Grade/GPA:
C- (1.91)

 






The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short):

14. Chyanne Jacobs as LEXUS

Zodiac Sign: 
AQUARIUS

Reppin': 
MARYLAND

Label:
Curveball Specialist

Era: 
Summer 25 of the Sith

Grade/GPA:
C- (1.81)








The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short):

COMING SOON

15. Katie Kox as CASSIE

Zodiac Sign: 
ARIES

Reppin': 
MARYLAND

Label:
Pit Stop Pickup

Era: 
Summer 25 of the Sith

Grade/GPA:
C- (1.77)








The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short):

For the longest time,I'd fantasized about picking up
a honey at the gas station
while stopping to refuel.
I always thought it'd be cool if
my luck and great timing ever
converged in such a way....
and they did with this honey.


ome women just
look like they were made for
oozing sex appeal....
and this honey was that type.


and if you've got it, flaunt it.

17. Miss Dynamite as DYANNA

Zodiac Sign: 
SCORPIO

Reppin': 
MURDALAND

Label: 
Girl Next Door
Fantasy 

Era:
Spring of
the Sith 24

Grade/GPA:
C (2.25)






The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short): 

My nigga warned me
that this brickhouse honey
was a man-eating playerette
the 1st time that I saw her
leaving our apartment bldg.
We were walking in while
she was coming out to meet
one of her trick ass dudes. 

I said to my nigga, "Damn, who the fuck is that sexy ass bitch?"
But, he cut me off real quick talkin' 'bout she's a gold digger
who only messes with rich dudes that drive expensive cars.
I said to him, "Hell, I believe it when she's got tits like that!!
I'm sure she's gotta rack of niggaz wrapped around her finger." 
No bullshit, her boobs were somewhere in the F cup range; 
just spilling outta her top like those super busty adult models.
10 seconds hadn't even passed from my nigga's warning 
when this dude pulled up in a Lexus SC to pickup the honey. 

A few weeks later, when my nigga had gone outta town,
the honey called up my house phone, asked for me by name,
and was like, "I live downstairs----do you know who I am"?!
(which, of course, I did bcuz my nigga had told me her name).
Then, she asked if I'd be willing to sell her a little bit of kush
and invited me to her apartment when I told her that I would.

So, I went downstairs thinking nothing of it
even though I was kinda thrilled about getting 
a chance to see this sexy fuckin' honey again.
But, I got quite a surprise upon showing up....
she opened the door in black lace lingerie and
stood seductively in the doorway on purpose
to show off her insanely stacked body n' frame
with those enormous tits just pouring out!!!
I couldn't help but chuckle to myself bcuz
this kinda shit only happens in the movies. 

I eyed her sick curves from top-to-bottom,
just freeze framing that moment in my mind
so that I could savor every detail of it forever.
Her toes were soooooo smooth, gorgeous, and
painted a dark maroon that went perfectly with
her beautiful, creamy caramel complexion.   
Then, she invited me inside and kindly said,
"I've only got an hour till my friend arrives."
Those words were all she needed to lure me into
the spot where she had her modeling photos up,
incense burning, and lit candles everywhere.

18. Mercedes Santos as ANDREA

Zodiac Sign:
LEO

Reppin': 
BLACK and
The UKRAINE

Label: 
Got Milk Fellatrice

Era: 
Spring 24
of the Sith

Grade/GPA:
B- (2.74)

 



The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short):

This alluring, exotic  i-chick loved watching porn and was dropdead gorgeous with a stuck-up air of pompousness and vanity.
She'd also earned a pretty widespread reputation among the guys for her superior head game and fellatio skills.
Despite being into chicks, she refused to date lipstick lesbians 
because she admittedly wanted all of the attention on herself.
Furthermore, her butch girlfriend had forbidden her from
messing with dudes----then again, it's not like it mattered.

I rolled up on this bad ass dime piece after spotting her
from my apartment while enjoying the scenery and views.
I flew downstairs and ran outta my building just to catch her.
She was decked out in a sultry sun dress with flawless style and
had on platform wedges with her sexy toes painted orange.

We made conversation, but things were very off between us.
Right as things started to get really uncomfortable for me,
my roommate rolled up, was like "Wussup" to the chick, and
gave her a big hug while saying, "Oh shit you know my man"?
He definitely threw me a life line when I needed it most.
After that, the chick was nicer bcuz I was cool with him.
She then took my number and promised to call.

There I was thinkin' that she'd hit me up the next day....
but, nooooooooo, this chick waited 6 months to call a nigga. 
We talked on the phone for a few weeks and got closer.
Then, my roommate went outta town for an extended period and
while he was away, she came over to be my personal pastry 
by letting me sample of her ridiculous brickhouse body. 
Since it was understood that she rarely hooked up with guys,
I had fun being her boytoy while my roommate was gone.
My tongue couldn't get enough of her coke bottle curves
or those tasty knockers.

20. Angel Lola Love as BIBI

Zodiac Sign:
TAURUS

Reppin': 
ETHIOPIA

Label: 
All Yours Tonight

Era: 
Winter 24 of the Sith

Grade/GPA:
B- (2.73)

 






The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short):

Curvy, sultry stallion showed me why Valentine's Day is a great night to go clubbing. 
My nigga who saw it happen still raves about her beauty to this very day!!!
She was a walking wet dream.
100% toned, gorgeous juggs, glittered mocha chocolate skin,
with a killer ass that was bursting through her skin tight pants,
and "F--k me" platforms exposing her perfect ivory painted toes.
Her long natural curly silky hair smelled like fresh strawberries
and had the Fresh Outta The Shower Wet Look that I love.

Approached me at the bar, smiled lovely, and introduced herself.
Like a dumb ass, I asked if she had a man---to which she replied,
"Yes I do, but he's not here.  So, I'm yours for tonight". 
We had a drink, she grabbed my hand, led me to the dance floor, then lemmie ravage her body all night with my mouth and paws.
BTW even though Lola Love isn't a porn star,
I decided to pick her to represent the honey in this blog post bcuz
the 1st time I ever saw Lola Love in pictures, I was like,
"OMG is this the chick I hooked up with in the club that night"?

And I'll be damned if she wasn't the best I've gotten from Africa.

21. Bethany Benz as TRINITY

Zodiac Sign:
AQUARIUS

Reppin': 
TRINIDAD

Label: 
My Not So Secret Admirer

Era: 
Winter 24
of the Sith

Grade/GPA:
B (3.15)


The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short):

Of all my ex-girlfriends, this island princess truly ranks as
the #1 cum target I've ever dated.
This hun wasn't shy about taking facial blasts by any means....
the kinda chick who'd totally let you have your way with her
before asking you to blast your unborn babies all over her face;
and if your aim was true enough to hit her in the eye or mouth,
then she'd laugh it off and brag about how good you splatted her.
But, I'm not surprised even in the least bit....
after all, the hun had told me that she'd love to be a Porn Star.
So, maybe she was just practicing?

She had a good heart, but commitment wasn't exactly her thing;
mainly, she just wanted to serve as a living fuck doll for men
and was 100% OK with being passed around to the homies or
letting you tag team her with a buddy.

What made this situation weird all-around was the fact that
I only met her bcuz she was dating a friend of mine who had
violated The Code on multiple occasions by cock blocking me and
unsuccessfully trying to steal one of my GFs right under my nose
(he just didn't know that my GF at the time had told me about it
by presenting a mountain of evidence to validate her claim).
I never forgot what he did to me.

On the night my boy introduced this island honey to me as his GF,
she spent the whole time checking me out and sneaking looks....
it was obvious that she wanted me and, likewise, I wanted to
smash the shit outta this chick bcuz she was fuckin' beautiful.

Despite the mutual attraction,
we didn't act on it that night.
But, of course we became cool bcuz
she'd hang at my place with her BF
and would often spend the night.
So, we got to know each other well.
One thing that got me hot about her
was how she'd always look like she just came from the nail salon.
Honeygirl didn't slack on keeping her hands and toes lookin' sexy.
She also had the kinda walk that could make a blind man see.

I just couldn't stop fantasizing about doing dirty things to her....
so, one day, I presented my boy with a swinging proposition.
I offered to let him fuck Samantha (bcuz he sweated her)
if he'd lemmie fuck his GF---and, to my surprise, he agreed to it!!
But, we never gotta chance to officially go thru with this swap 
bcuz shortly thereafter, my boy whooped her ass and dumped her
upon finding out that she'd been running trains behind his back.

Naturally, I was the 1st person that she called after the incident.
I was livid---but, when I asked why she cheated on him, she said,
"Bcuz the sex is wack and I never really liked him anyway.
You're the one that I've wanted ever since the day I met you.
I'd always fantasize about you whenever he was fucking me.
Haven't you noticed me checking you out all this time"?

In the beginning, I tried to play it off and was like, "Nahhhhhh"....
but, I believed her the moment that she cited 2 specific instances
where I remembered her giving me an "I'd love to fuck you" look.

The 1st was a time when she caught me shirtless
and the 2nd happened on a night when her BF
ended up leaving the 2 of us alone in my room
while he made a run to the liquor store.

I especially remembered the 2nd time bcuz
she was laying sprawled across my bed wearing
black leather pants that gripped her killer legs,
high heels with her sexy toes painted black, and
flirted enough to make me feel uncomfortable.
Honeygirl always dressed sexy though....
like the day when she walked into my office in downtown D.C.
sporting a bikini top and low rider jeans that hugged her ass
(she had all those suits breaking their necks that afternoon).

So, let's just say that her confession didn't fall on deaf ears.
I listened attentively to everything that she had to say bcuz
I'd never forgotten how my boy had violated The Code with me.
She told me that my roommate once paid her and my boy $$$
just to watch the 2 of them fuck in front of him....
she also said that my bedroom was the only spot in our place
where she hadn't been fucked and facialized.
Immediately, I started thinking, "Well, we need to change that."

2 wrongs don't make a right---but, I was still pissed at my boy and
since his ex-GF was confessing, I figured it was a good time to
admit my feelings and tell her about the BS that he'd done to me.

At that point, his fate was sealed on some carpe diem kinda shit.
We decided to get revenge on him by going out with each other.
Sure, my boy was mad at us for doing it----but, WTF could he say?