Saturday, April 25, 2015

18. Mercedes Santos as ANDREA

Zodiac Sign:
LEO

Reppin': 
BLACK and
The UKRAINE

Label: 
Got Milk Fellatrice

Era: 
Spring 24
of the Sith

Grade/GPA:
B- (2.74)

 



The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short):

This alluring, exotic  i-chick loved watching porn and was dropdead gorgeous with a stuck-up air of pompousness and vanity.
She'd also earned a pretty widespread reputation among the guys for her superior head game and fellatio skills.
Despite being into chicks, she refused to date lipstick lesbians 
because she admittedly wanted all of the attention on herself.
Furthermore, her butch girlfriend had forbidden her from
messing with dudes----then again, it's not like it mattered.

I rolled up on this bad ass dime piece after spotting her
from my apartment while enjoying the scenery and views.
I flew downstairs and ran outta my building just to catch her.
She was decked out in a sultry sun dress with flawless style and
had on platform wedges with her sexy toes painted orange.

We made conversation, but things were very off between us.
Right as things started to get really uncomfortable for me,
my roommate rolled up, was like "Wussup" to the chick, and
gave her a big hug while saying, "Oh shit you know my man"?
He definitely threw me a life line when I needed it most.
After that, the chick was nicer bcuz I was cool with him.
She then took my number and promised to call.

There I was thinkin' that she'd hit me up the next day....
but, nooooooooo, this chick waited 6 months to call a nigga. 
We talked on the phone for a few weeks and got closer.
Then, my roommate went outta town for an extended period and
while he was away, she came over to be my personal pastry 
by letting me sample of her ridiculous brickhouse body. 
Since it was understood that she rarely hooked up with guys,
I had fun being her boytoy while my roommate was gone.
My tongue couldn't get enough of her coke bottle curves
or those tasty knockers.




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