17. Miss Dynamite as DYANNA

Zodiac Sign: 
SCORPIO

Reppin': 
MURDALAND

Label: 
Girl Next Door
Fantasy 

Era:
Spring of
the Sith 24

Grade/GPA:
C (2.25)






The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short): 

My nigga warned me
that this brickhouse honey
was a man-eating playerette
the 1st time that I saw her
leaving our apartment bldg.
We were walking in while
she was coming out to meet
one of her trick ass dudes. 

I said to my nigga, "Damn, who the fuck is that sexy ass bitch?"
But, he cut me off real quick talkin' 'bout she's a gold digger
who only messes with rich dudes that drive expensive cars.
I said to him, "Hell, I believe it when she's got tits like that!!
I'm sure she's gotta rack of niggaz wrapped around her finger." 
No bullshit, her boobs were somewhere in the F cup range; 
just spilling outta her top like those super busty adult models.
10 seconds hadn't even passed from my nigga's warning 
when this dude pulled up in a Lexus SC to pickup the honey. 

A few weeks later, when my nigga had gone outta town,
the honey called up my house phone, asked for me by name,
and was like, "I live downstairs----do you know who I am"?!
(which, of course, I did bcuz my nigga had told me her name).
Then, she asked if I'd be willing to sell her a little bit of kush
and invited me to her apartment when I told her that I would.

So, I went downstairs thinking nothing of it
even though I was kinda thrilled about getting 
a chance to see this sexy fuckin' honey again.
But, I got quite a surprise upon showing up....
she opened the door in black lace lingerie and
stood seductively in the doorway on purpose
to show off her insanely stacked body n' frame
with those enormous tits just pouring out!!!
I couldn't help but chuckle to myself bcuz
this kinda shit only happens in the movies. 

I eyed her sick curves from top-to-bottom,
just freeze framing that moment in my mind
so that I could savor every detail of it forever.
Her toes were soooooo smooth, gorgeous, and
painted a dark maroon that went perfectly with
her beautiful, creamy caramel complexion.   
Then, she invited me inside and kindly said,
"I've only got an hour till my friend arrives."
Those words were all she needed to lure me into
the spot where she had her modeling photos up,
incense burning, and lit candles everywhere.