27. Olivia Jackson as LESLIE

Zodiac Sign:
TAURUS

Reppin': 
MARYLAND

Label: 
Fantasy To Reality

Era: 
Spring 24 of the Sith

Grade/GPA:
C+ (2.43)


 





The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short):

As a teenager,I had the biggest crush on this super stacked sista that
I'd seen do a sexy ass dance during a night of partying.
I dreamt of being her man;
but, at that time back then, she was outta my league.

Among the many factors working against me was the fact that
practically every other dude majorly sweated this chick too
(which meant that she could have her pick of the litter).

Also, despite being only a few years younger than this honey,
I was still green and hadn't grown outta being shy with females.
But, it's not like I would've had a chance if I'd been confident;
after all, she only dated older men, had plenty chasing her, and
therefore wasn't the least bit interested in teenage boys like me.
So, I never bothered to confess my feelings to her.
It didn't take very long for me to accept that life must go on
and, shortly thereafter, we lost complete contact with each other.

Now, fast forward to about 8 years later....

I happened to be sitting in the lobby of my apartment building
having a conversation with my roommate.
This bad ass sista that I thought I'd never seen before
came walking in 5" heels and was just spilling out her clothes.
Her rack was enormous, but in that "simply beautiful" kinda way
outta black top that  just couldn't cage those things.
She also had a set of nice toned legs from working out
that glistened in her skintight black leather jeans.
Furthermore, Eddie Murphy in Boomerang would've been proud
bcuz she didn't have hammers on her sexy black-painted toes.

I was hypnotized and didn't give a fuck if I came off as crass.
Normally, my standard M.O. is to approach women with respect;
but, this time, I came with, "Hey Sexy, where ya headed to"?

Without even shooting me one glance, she replied coldly, 
"Nowhere with you."

All I could do was laugh at that Pickup Your Face moment and
continue with the previous conversation that I'd been having
without paying anymore regard to the diss that had occurred.
 
About 30 minutes later, the hun emerged again from the elevator
and it gave me an opportunity to apologize for my poor delivery.
She accepted my apology and had me like "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat"
when she told me her name.
 
Yessir, it was the chick that I used to fantasize about!!!!

She remembered my name and was like, "Heyyyy, how are you"?!
Then, I asked her to lemmie make dinner for her sometime and
said that I didn't want this to be her one lasting impression of me.
She was like, "Sure" and upon my asking if she had a BF,
the hun said, "No, but I'm looking for one"
(which she actually mentioned to me on more than one occasion).

I thought, "Yessssssssss"!!
Needless to day, I made sure that dinner date happened.

She showed up looking super sexy,
dressed in all black as I remembered
with her immaculate cleavage just
bursting outta her top as usual.
This chick was toned all the way and
had more curves than The Autobahn,
totally justifying our talk about
her lingerie line for busty women.

I couldn't even focus on cooking....
all I could think about was smashing.
Later, at a better time, I confessed
wanting to fuck her senseless....

but, this time she willingly replied,
"Hmmmmmmmmm really"?

Whatever I said wasn't falling on deaf ears.
I couldn't believe that I was actually in this position.
But, once I realized that I had the green light to confess,
things got alot more interesting than what I'm revealing here.