ARIES
Reppin':
ARGENTINA
Label:
Girlfriend #2
Era:
Fall 23
of the Sith
to Winter 24
of the Sith
Grade/GPA:
A- (3.89)
The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short):
I'd often heard that chicks from Argentina are
prejudiced against blacks....
but, this gangsta honey didn't have a racist bone in her body.
In fact, she ranks among the best girlfriends that I ever had
before I met and fell in love with my wife.
Originally, she was unmoved and didn't even want me like that
when I first tried to holla at her----playing all extra hard-to-get.
The irony is that my friend looked at me crazy when I told him,
"Yo man, that chick right there is hot. I wanna get with her."
My boy (who knew her) was like, "Nah, you don't wanna do that."
When I asked why, he said, "Bcuz she's gotta bad attitude.
Trust me, she's just a stuck-up bitch who thinks she's all that".
But, I was turned on even more by what he said about her,
told him that I didn't care, and welcomed the challenge bcuz
I had nothing to lose since I was already messing with Samantha.
Then, I proceeded to try getting with the honey anyway
despite knowing that my attempt was gonna fail (which it did).
Here's the catch....
I found out that this honey was an Aries before I even tried;
and if there's one thing that I know about Aries women,
it's that they like to pursue and pull power play maneuvers.
They're the types that often prefer to make the 1st move and
they wanna see that other women want you before they'll try.
So, when it's all said n' done, I knew she was gonna diss me....
but, my strategy was to swallow my pride, take the rejection,
then ride out the storm until someone told her about Samantha
(which I knew would happen bcuz guys are cockblocks).
And sure enough, a cockblocking asshole leaked the info about
my relationship with Samantha bcuz he thought that it would be
the final nail in the coffin for me with this Argentinian honey;
but, in actuality, he delivered the honey to me on a silver platter
by showing her nude pics of Samantha that he'd stolen from me.
Once that happened, the honey turned me into her conquest and
made it her mission to lock me down in a commitment.
Our relationship was extremely complicated to say the least bcuz
she committed to me even though I was still seeing Samantha.
I requested time to break things off, but kept procrastinating;
so, my antics were constantly a bone of contention between us.
Furthermore, you've gotta expect arguments of epic proportion
whenever you put 2 people with dominant personalities together.
Don't let the pretty face on this Argentine femme fatale fool you.
She was a reformed gang member with a highly explosive temper
who loved putting chicks in the hospital if they fucked with her.
I used to hate walking around with her in public bcuz
she was threatening every woman that even dared to look at me.
Plus, she'd really make you pickup your face if you pissed her off
(as that cockblocking asshole dude found out later LMAO).
who was very affectionate, passionate,
did her very best to show her love for me,
and we had some great times together.
She was masterful at alternating between
being classy and dressing super sexy.
But, with me, her POV was always:
"The less clothes I have on, the better"
and surprised the Hell outta me when
she asked if I minded her wearing a
skin tight dress exposing her ass cheeks
(which, of course, I didn't bcuz sleazy attire is OK with me).
Moreover, she had a serious fetish for donning high heels that
showed off her sexy pedicured toes. I went crazy the time when
my boys announced her like royalty upon her arrival at my place
and then she walked into my room wearing 6" platform heels
with a fresh, glossy navy blue pedicure----my mouth hit the floor.
And speaking of mouth, her head game was phenomenal.
It was still my own selfish fault that we didn't last though.
But, oh well, shit happens and, in the end, it was all for the best.
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