70. Skyla Novea as STEPHANIE

Zodiac Sign: 
LEO

Reppin': 
N/A

Label: 
N/A

Era:
Summer 20
of the Sith

Grade/GPA:
C- (1.80)







The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short): 

COMING SOON the story of the stripper I met
in the salsa club downtown

71. Amy Reid as LANA

Zodiac Sign: 
SCORPIO

Reppin': 
MASSACHUSETTS

Label: 
Can't Miss

Era:
Summer 20
of the Sith

Grade/GPA:
C (2.27)







The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short): 

COMING SOON the honey I met at Union Station

72. Lisa (aka Sasha) as MARISOL

Zodiac Sign:
CANCER 

Reppin':
TEXAS

Label:
Work and Pleasure

Era:
Spring 19 of the Jedi
thru
Summer 20 of the Jedi

Grade/GPA:
C (2.21)






The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short):

When I was a little kid, I called my neighbor "The King"
bcuz he I used to work in an office building that has some of
the baddest interns that you'll find anywhere in The DMV.
They came from all over The USA, in all races, colors, and shades....
but, this Mexicana mami from The Lone Star State was no doubt
the all-time baddest intern that I've ever picked up anywhere;
so hot that all of the security guards within my office building
nicknamed me "The Man" and started addressing me as such
whenever they saw me from that point forward.

Those cats were literally bowing and praising me like royalty
anytime they'd see me entering or leaving the building alone.
Moreover, one of the young HS niggaz on my floor pretty much
idolized me bcuz he knew that I'd picked up this honey;
plus, the kid was crushing on her friend from Puerto Rico. 

Alotta guys would've had a problem with that kinda spectacle,
but I didn't complain----I thought their behavior was hilarious
and decided to just enjoy it all for however long it lasted.
I was just glad that everybody had enough sense not to act up
whenever they'd see the honey with me.

The security guards used to ask me 24/7 "What's your secret?!"

In retrospect, I should've told em', "There's levels to this shit"....
but, instead, I always took the modest route w/ my answers bcuz
I honestly couldn't remember WTF I said (or did) to pull this hun.

Nevertheless, whenever my honey showed up for work in the AM,
security would either come upstairs or call my desk just to say,
"Damn, you've gotta see what your girl is wearing today!!!"
Then, I'd make a trip to her floor and the 2 of us would either
make plans to meet up for lunch or hangout later that evening.
 
Beautiful women are often wrongly stereotyped as being dumb,
but this honey truly had the high level of intelligence that was
required for her internship (or else she would've been rejected).
Unfortunately, she was a party girl who loved clubbing too much;
which meant that I couldn't take her seriously in the long run.
Still, she had a cool personality to go w/ her dime piece looks,
a gym rat body that was stacked like those chicks on Telemundo,
and I was diggin' how her claws came out when I told her that
some psycho chick I'd fucked was trippin' out about the 2 of us.

73. Isabella De Santos as CATALINA

Zodiac Sign: 
SAGITTARIUS

Reppin': 
MARYLAND

Label: 
N/A

Era:
Summer 19
of the Jedi

Grade/GPA:
C- (1.87)



















The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short): 

COMING SOON the story of the Latina from
that I met on-campus during Summer

74. Nikki LaMotta as LEIGHA

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75. Lela Star as BRITANNIA

Zodiac Sign:
ARIES

Reppin': 
GREECE

Label:
Big Payback

Era: 
Winter 19 of the Jedi
thru
Summer 20 of the Sith

Grade/GPA: 
B (3.14)




The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short): 

Back in college, there was a grad student that
every dude I knew sweated.
She was so damn classy and always carried herself with
an aura of sophistication.
All eyes were on her anytime she'd walk into The Student Union.

This sexy honey knew every club promoter at our university,
but I couldn't figure out why nobody had even snagged her yet.
After all, she was clearly hotter than most chicks on campus;
so, it was puzzling to me why the guys hadn't moved on her.
@ 1st, I thought it was bcuz she might be a gold digger....
but, the club cats said it was bcuz she's too high maintenance.

For months, I admired this beautiful Greek goddess from afar,
never saying a word to her whenever she'd come around
even though she was cool with all the club heads that I knew.
Timing rarely seemed to workout for me with women anyway,
but this honey changed things entirely.

It happened on a rainy Wednesday AM when I was seething about
a former friend who'd conspired with my ex-GF in an attempt to
ruin my rep by humiliating me in the face of our dorm mates....
and they would've succeeded if it had not been for this honey.

I was in the midst of telling a mutual friend about their plot
when the honey entered The Student Union, saw that I was mad,
sat down next to me, and then asked me what's wrong....
so, I told her.

She listened attentively and did her very best to calm me down
while letting me know that she sympathized with my feelings and
recognized that there's a really good guy underneath my anger.
Next thing ya know, the honey slipped me her phone number and 
asked me to give her a call so that we can go out sometime.

I didn't think anything of it until our mutual friend told me that
she must be interested in me bcuz in all the time he'd known her,
he'd never seen the honey give her number to anyone but me.
Furthermore, another mutual friend of ours confirmed this and
then mentioned sumthin' about the honey only dating black guys.
But, I refused to believe whatever they were saying bcuz
I just couldn't see how a 23 year old grad student would want 
a 19 year old sophomore guy.

But, over the next week, the hun and I talked on the phone alot.
We'd meet in The Stamp Union daily to have lunch together,
walk each other to class, and she'd invite me to study with her.
Things progressed to my being introduced to her girlfriends and
then the 2 of us started going out for dinner/drinks together.
Our worlds suddenly were revolving around each other and
it didn't take long for our mutual friends to start referring to her
as "my girlfriend" even though we hadn't officially declared shit.

Eventually, we had a talk about "us" where we both admitted that
we've got feelings for each other that we'd like to act on....
and, the next night, I finally invited her up to my dorm room.

It was crazy to see how pressed everybody on my floor was acting 
when word spread that a new chick was coming over to see me.
I guess they all were curious just to see how I'd redeem myself
after my former friend and my ex had tried to humiliate me....
everyone was literally waiting in the hall to see my new chick.
But, when she arrived, it was a classic scene of redemption!!!
All the guys' jaws hit the floor and the girls realized who'd won.

My former friend (who now was dating my ex) even came to me
and, this time, the only words in his fuckin' vocabulary were:
"Wow", "OMG", "I'm sorry for what I did", and "You da man"!!!
It especially hit him where it hurts bcuz he now realized that
my new GF was the chick he'd once called his "fantasy woman".
Redemption is much sweeter than revenge.

76. Brittany Harper as CARRIE

Zodiac Sign: 
LEO

Reppin': 
MARYLAND

Label:
BBC Chaser

Era:
Winter 19 of the Jedi

Grade/GPA:
C+ (2.59)








The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short): 

COMING SOON the story of the drunken college party hookup
that my homegirl never lemmie live down.

77. Lilith Lust as AMY and Keisha Grey as LYA

AMY

Zodiac Sign: 
LEO

Reppin':
MARYLAND

Label: 
Cum Queen

Era:
Fall 20 of the Jedi till
Summer 20 of the Sith

Grade/GPA:
B- (2.70)

LYA

Zodiac Sign:
VIRGO

Reppin':
BODYMORE, MURDALAND

Label: 
The Triple Threat

Era:
Fall of the Jedi 19
till
Summer of the Sith 20

Grade/GPA:
B- (2.71) 






The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short): 

COMING SOON the story of the Tiddy Twins.

78. Haley Cummings as LYNN

Zodiac Sign:
SCORPIO

Reppin': 
VIRGINIA

Label:
Busty Screamer
Extraordinaire

Era: 
Fall 19
thru Spring 19
of the Jedi

Grade/GPA:
C+ (2.99)





The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short): 

I met this busty sorority honey
at a club one Thursday night
when I'd gone there with
a crew of dudes from my university.
I was walking thru the crowd
and didn't even see her coming....
based on my homeboy's account,
she spotted me from across the room,
then ran over and pounced on me by
shoving her tongue down my throat.
I just remember seeing tits and lips.

This blonde had a ridiculous natural rack on her and
she definitely didn't mind showing em' off or accentuating them.
I also was diggin' the sultry look this honey had in the face.
BTW an added bonus is the fact that she was a pre-med major.

We went out a few times and spent most of those dates either
hooking up or sparring w/ verbal foreplay between drinks/dinner.
On one night in particular, she stayed at my place and
we got shitfaced @ a party off-campus before fuckin like crazy
with the windows wide open for the whole quad to hear us.
And OMFG this honey screamed like a banshee when she's fucked.
I slayed the pussy so bad, we gotta round of applause at the end.
The chicks who lived downstairs were banging on the ceiling,
yelling shit like, "WTF are you doing to her? Are you killing her?"

Did I mention her body? LOL damn, it really was sumthin' to see.
Her tits were amazing----I blasted all over them along w/ her face.
This honey didn't give a fuck.
People gave me shit for smashing her bareback on her period,
but hey--she licked me clean after I frosted her rack and face.

She called me for the dick a few times after that,
but I had to stop fuckin' with her bcuz she became obsessed.
It bugged me out when the 1st time that I ever fucked her,
she came outta the mouth with "Tell me you love me" and
then got mad when I wouldn't say it.
Eventually, I had to cut her off even though she had good pussy.

79. Scarlet Red as CALLIE

Zodiac Sign: 
TAURUS

Reppin': 
PHILLY

Label: 
The Tainted One

Era:
Fall 19 of the Jedi

Grade/GPA:
C+ (2.30)




The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short): 

COMING SOON the story of Ryan's cockblock attempt

80. Bella Moretti as DESTINY

Zodiac Sign: 
SAGITTARIUS

Reppin': 
MARYLAND

Label:
VIP Vixen

Era: 
Fall 19
of the Jedi

Grade/GPA:
C- (1.90)







The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short):

COMING SOON the story of the cheerleader

81. Alexis Monroe as VERONICA

Zodiac Sign: 
SCORPIO

Reppin': 
MARYLAND

Label:
Take Charge Type

Era:
Fall 19 of the Jedi

GPA/Grade:
C+ (2.66)




The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short): 


COMING SOON the story of
the volleyball player who
came @ me in the club
on her birthday

82. Cali Couture as CLAUDIA

Zodiac Sign:
CAPRICORN

Reppin':
BRAZIL

Label:
Love and Hardball 

Era:
Fall 19 of the Jedi

Grade/GPA:
C (2.07)




The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short):

COMING SOON the story of the softball chick