ARIES
Reppin':
GREECE
Label:
Big Payback
Era:
Winter 19 of the Jedi
thru
Summer 20 of the Sith
Grade/GPA:
B (3.14)
The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short):
Back in college, there was a grad student that
every dude I knew sweated.
She was so damn classy and always carried herself with
an aura of sophistication.
All eyes were on her anytime she'd walk into The Student Union.
This sexy honey knew every club promoter at our university,
but I couldn't figure out why nobody had even snagged her yet.
After all, she was clearly hotter than most chicks on campus;
so, it was puzzling to me why the guys hadn't moved on her.
@ 1st, I thought it was bcuz she might be a gold digger....
but, the club cats said it was bcuz she's too high maintenance.
For months, I admired this beautiful Greek goddess from afar,
never saying a word to her whenever she'd come around
even though she was cool with all the club heads that I knew.
Timing rarely seemed to workout for me with women anyway,
but this honey changed things entirely.
It happened on a rainy Wednesday AM when I was seething about
a former friend who'd conspired with my ex-GF in an attempt to
ruin my rep by humiliating me in the face of our dorm mates....
and they would've succeeded if it had not been for this honey.
I was in the midst of telling a mutual friend about their plot
when the honey entered The Student Union, saw that I was mad,
sat down next to me, and then asked me what's wrong....
so, I told her.
She listened attentively and did her very best to calm me down
while letting me know that she sympathized with my feelings and
recognized that there's a really good guy underneath my anger.
Next thing ya know, the honey slipped me her phone number and
asked me to give her a call so that we can go out sometime.
I didn't think anything of it until our mutual friend told me that
she must be interested in me bcuz in all the time he'd known her,
he'd never seen the honey give her number to anyone but me.
Furthermore, another mutual friend of ours confirmed this and
then mentioned sumthin' about the honey only dating black guys.
But, I refused to believe whatever they were saying bcuz
I just couldn't see how a 23 year old grad student would want
a 19 year old sophomore guy.
But, over the next week, the hun and I talked on the phone alot.
We'd meet in The Stamp Union daily to have lunch together,
walk each other to class, and she'd invite me to study with her.
Things progressed to my being introduced to her girlfriends and
then the 2 of us started going out for dinner/drinks together.
Our worlds suddenly were revolving around each other and
it didn't take long for our mutual friends to start referring to her
as "my girlfriend" even though we hadn't officially declared shit.
Eventually, we had a talk about "us" where we both admitted that
we've got feelings for each other that we'd like to act on....
and, the next night, I finally invited her up to my dorm room.
It was crazy to see how pressed everybody on my floor was acting
when word spread that a new chick was coming over to see me.
I guess they all were curious just to see how I'd redeem myself
after my former friend and my ex had tried to humiliate me....
everyone was literally waiting in the hall to see my new chick.
But, when she arrived, it was a classic scene of redemption!!!
All the guys' jaws hit the floor and the girls realized who'd won.
My former friend (who now was dating my ex) even came to me
and, this time, the only words in his fuckin' vocabulary were:
"Wow", "OMG", "I'm sorry for what I did", and "You da man"!!!
It especially hit him where it hurts bcuz he now realized that
my new GF was the chick he'd once called his "fantasy woman".
Redemption is much sweeter than revenge.
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