Tuesday, January 13, 2015

88. Audrey Hollander as PAMELA

Zodiac Sign:
GEMINI

Reppin': 
The DMV

Label: 
Ex-GF #1 

Era: 
Circa 18 of the Jedi
to Winter 22 of the Sith

Grade/GPA:
A- (3.69)



The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short): 

Alotta people view dating your friend's ex as The Cardinal Sin,
but that's exactly how I ended up with this redhead Irish PAWG

whose history with me is longer than all but 2 women in my HOF.
We managed to remain close friends through the years despite
our breakup, the off-and-on nature of our romantic history,
her seeing (and fucking) a few of my homeboys, and
the time when she busted me at her bestie's house.

We've been through alot together, but I fux wit this honey bcuz
she's a real down ass chick (and a party animal too)....
not bcuz she's gotta phat ass, killer legs, and looked like a model.

She was the 1st chick I'd call when I came home from college,
especially when I wanted to get drunk, hookup, and avoid home.
I could just hit her up anytime (even if it was after midnight),
come through her place with a case of cold beer,
and she'd kill it with me while we hooked up till the early AM.

Some nights, we'd go out clubbing or check outta live band....
other nights, she'd come thru my place with her girlfriends and
we'd all spend the whole night gettin' fucked up.
And if I threw a party, she was always guaranteed to be there.

One of the main things that I did notice about her though was
the fact that her name was always coming outta people's mouths.
My barber (and a few others) claimed she was the biggest hoe,
Anastasia heard rumors about us and started asking 21 questions,
and our guy mutual friends who thought she was hot were all
praising me for fucking her despite not knowing our history.
No bullshit, people still tell me stories about her whorish ways....
but, I've got luv for this chick no matter what anyone says.
I've always had alotta respect for Pamela and I always will.
Besides, if what I hear about her being the biggest hoe is true....
then I think it's sexy, especially since she was so loyal to me!!!





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