Tuesday, January 06, 2015

95. Amber Easton as SHAUNA

Zodiac Sign: 
LIBRA

Reppin': 
TEXAS

Label: 
The Prototype (Ex-GF)
and The Baddest Bee

Era:
Circa 18 of the Jedi
thru Winter 19 of the Jedi

Grade/GPA:
B+ (3.49)




 

The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short):

There's always that one ex from your past that other people will
forever associate you with more than anyone else you've dated.
In my case, this 5-star chick is that ex....
guys never ceased to ask me about her, talkin' 'bout,
"Man, how'd you get a chick like dat"?!

I always gave them an honest answer of "She came after me".
Without a doubt, she was more serious about me than anyone that
I've ever been romantically linked with other than my wife....
and JBH, she's easily one of the baddest 12 women that
I've ever seen anywhere in life (celebrities included).

Unfortunately, at the time that we were seeing each other,
I was still way too green for a woman of this caliber and
had psyched myself outta believing she was The One
even though she wanted us to be "The Dream Couple".
She did everything right----there's really nothing more/else that
this honey could've done to make me choose her over the rest.

As a GF, she was everything that I could've dreamed of....
kind, supportive, understanding, caring, forgiving to a fault,
sexy and seductive, a comedian with a dirty sense of humor,
loyal, dedicated, intelligent, classy, refined, sophisticated,
expressive, a great conversationalist and an even better listener,
perfectly manicured/pedicured from head-to-toe,
always knew what I was feeling and thinking without my saying it,
feisty, will fuck you up but isn't afraid to cry or show emotion,
affectionate, the type who thinks chivalry is hot (not soft), and
extremely territorial when the situation called for it.
She once broke a chick's nose for talkin' shit about me.

I had a tremendous amount of respect for her bcuz
she went above and beyond tryna get me to open up and trust.
I never told her anything about any heartbreak I'd experienced,
but she was all about tryna be the one to make it right

Even though she was giving me the freedom to date around,
she still staked her claim to me when the situation called for it
and, believe it or not, stayed loyal throughout the relationship.
She had so many haters that would've jumped at the chance to
say that she's fuckin' around with someone else while with me.
But, nobody ever questioned her loyalty with the exception of
false rumors that she'd been cheating on her man with me
prior to them breaking up.

This honey's also the reason why I got exposed to tarot cards.
She told me to get my palm read on Atlantic City's boardwalk.
So, I went and paid extra for the tarot card reading instead.
I picked a random gypsy who stated upon my sitting down,
"I'm seeing a woman with the initials" then said her initials.

The cherry on top was when she broached the subject of sex.
I was totally on cloud fuckin 9 when she was just like,
"It's all yours, you can do whatever you wanna do to me." 
As far as seduction, nobody else in my blog does it better.
She gave the dirtiest dances and would twerk all over me.

From my formative adult years thru my early 20s,
it seemed like whenever I'd cross paths w/ former classmates....
the guys would usually ask me questions about her and
comment about how lucky I am to have gotten a chick like her.
I'd always just let the guys talk though bcuz
I learned very early that most dudes will never understand
the concept of beauty ain't enough to make a relationship last.

From what I hear, she was a headline stripper after we broke up.
I can't knock her hustle, if that's what she did....
all I know is, I'm 100% sure she made a fuckin' shitload of money.



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