83. Rose as ALLISON

Zodiac Sign:
LEO

Reppin':
HAWAII

Label:
Sweat Dog and
College Drunk Bus Hookup 

Era:
Fall 19 of the Jedi

Grade/GPA:
C+ (2.64)







The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short):

Whether you're at the beach, Spring Break, or in college,
you haven't truly lived until you've been on The Drunk Bus.
It's a memorable experience where anything can happen because
you've got alcoholics, lushes, frat boy punks, and lightweights
all packed like sardines into public transportation.
MFs are singing, hurling, fighting, passed out, hooking up,
chicks are giving head, ya know----that kinda shit.

So, one night, I was riding The Drunk Bus back to my dorm
and got the whole damn bus rappin' some old skool hip hop track.
In the middle of it, I spotted this hot ass Asian chick staring at me
like she was DTF and just dying to put it down on me hardcore....
and, of course, I'm checking her out too because she's a hottie.
Next thang ya know, she gets up, comes over, sits slam on my lap,
throws her arms around my neck, and starts kissing on me.
At this point, I know it's on and am all about smashing this honey.

We ended up going out a few times and started seeing each other,
but I didn't wannabe in a committed relationship with her like dat
because the semester had just started and I was juggling chicks.
So, I figured she'd get the hint if I stopped returning her calls....
but, that didn't work because then the honey started stalking me.
The more I dodged her calls, the more she blew up my phone.
Honey's actions had my boyz CTFU at me for having a stalker.

To make matters worse, she started showing up at my classes,
hoping to catch me leaving (I guess because she wanted closure).
So, now, I'm ducking out of Econ early to avoid running into her
and, of course, she eventually caught me slippin' one day.
When she did, I gave her some lame excuse like "I've been sick"
and then hooked up with her again so that she wouldn't feel bad.
Eventually, she got the hint and left me alone.

I'd forgotten all about her until the day that I saw Rose in a porno
and was like, "Wow, she looks exactly like the chick from college.
Lemmie find out that she's doing porn now."
It irked me so much that I looked up Rose's gubment name
just to make sure that it wasn't the same chick----and it wasn't.
But, I'll be damned if they didn't look like twin sisters.