98. Jessica Kylie as FAYE

Zodiac Sign: 
LEO

Reppin': 
MURDALAND

Label: 
The One That
Got Away

Era:
Circa 18
of the Jedi

Grade/GPA:
B (3.14)


The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short): 

Society wrongly stereotypes beautiful women as being dumb,
but this feminist hottie had a genius IQ to go along with
the body of a British Page 3 model and a super sexy face.
I learned alotta important life lessons thanks to dating her.

This PAWG was widely regarded as
the hottest blonde in my hometown and
had dudes congregating in the same spot
just to catch a glimpse of her jogging in
her standard outfit of Daisy Dukes with a
cutoff baby-tee stretched to its limit.
Her voluptuous, hour glass figure looked
like she was built for sex and
seeing her in a bikini made me sad for
all the women who just can't compete
with a chick that's gotta body like hers.

Going out in public with her was an event in itself because
she drew so much attention from disrespectful guys....
crude remarks, heckling, and cars honking 24/7 while driving by.
Women were spreading rumors about her naturals being fake,
wives were always catching their husbands checking her out,
guys were literally running into things just from staring @ her,
and of course there were also those contemptuous dirty looks that
attractive Caucasian women who date IR are bombarded with.

Our compatibility was perfect, we always had a blast together,
and she wasn't the type who resented men that open doors 
nor did she ever make me feel like chivalry wasn't appreciated.
Giving her the royal treatment was completely advantageous.

Pulling her resulted in my love life having a tabloid element bcuz
alotta people (especially among the guys) in my hometown
started gossiping and watching me closely under the microscope.
Eventually, things between us phased out amicably on their own
when she wanted to be devoted but I made the mistake of
telling her that I wanna see other people (tryna be a challenge)
and it didn't go over quite as well as I'd planned.