Wednesday, January 07, 2015

94. Tiffany Taylor as CRISTINA

Zodiac Sign: 
LEO 

Reppin': 
ESPAÑA

Label:
The Elimidated
Woman Scorned

Era:
Circa 18 of the Jedi
till Summer 21 of the Sith

Grade/GPA: 
C+ (2.66) 


The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short):

The downside to having multiple women vying for your heart
is that you're always gonna end up hurting at least one of them
even if that never was your M.O. when you started seeing her.
Somebody's gotta go unless you plan on stringing everyone along
and, very often, the reason for elimination is no fault of her own.

Such is the case w/ this Latina who would've made the perfect GF
if not for circumstances that were completely beyond her control.
The honey had consistently been pursuing me for nearly a year,
but I'd been keeping her at a distance bcuz I was distracted by
all the other women in my life who were vying for my heart too.
What's ironic is that I'd actually been crushing on her for a while
at the time when she asked me out----I just never told her.
I always thought this hun had the most mesmerizing pair of eyes
and, each time that I saw her, I was more attracted to her.

Things were awesome while we were seeing each other....
it all felt like the 2 of us were truly meant to be and
she always had the biggest smile on her face when with me.
I really liked being able to make a woman as happy as I made her
and I loved how her bliss translated into the intensity of her kiss.
Unfortunately, our chemistry wasn't enuff to keep me interested.

The biggest problem/negative that she had working against her
was the timing of when she confessed her feelings for me.
When she came along, I was already juggling 5 other women
and it would've been an uphill climb for her to outdo the field
regardless of how much I enjoyed the time we spent together.
To win, her competition would've had to eliminate themselves,
but I took a chance on her regardless bcuz ya never know.

As my situations began to intensify with the other women,
it became increasingly apparent that an unhappy ending was
imminent with this honey bcuz I didn't wanna string her along.
I knew that she'd be devastated if I broke things off between us,
but I really had no other choice if I wanted to lessen her pain
and I'd rather be called an asshole for ceasing things sooner
than waiting till later to drop the bomb on her like that.
Since we'd dated, hooked up a few times, been vibing hard,
and seeing each other long enough to make things exclusive, 
it was a complete shock to her when I broke the bad news.
She cried and I honestly felt terrible afterwards.
I can't fake like I didn't have feelings for the honey at all.
But, in my heart, I knew that I was doing the greater good.
From that day forward though, she was salty about what I'd done 
and, for the next few years, the honey sent me the message
anytime that we crossed paths (whether at parties or in public).

On one night in particular, she pulled some catty shit in the club
when she ran into Anastasia and me on the dance floor.
The honey zeroed in on us, formed a tag team with another chick,
got next to us, and the two of them spent the whole damn night
throwin' bows n' shoulder blocks tryna bait Anastasia into a fight.


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