Sunday, January 04, 2015

97. Baby Cakes as ATHENA

Zodiac Sign: 
TAURUS

Reppin': 
MURDALAND

Label: 
The Queen Bee

Era:
Circa 18 of the Jedi
thru
Spring 24 of the Sith

Grade/GPA:
A- (3.90)






The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short): 

This super busty honey with the curves of a rap video vixen
is the ex-GF who had the original claim to me before anyone else.
With the exception of my soul mate, she holds the distinction of
being the only woman that's ever gotten me to commit 100%
while exchanging The L Word with genuine feeling behind it.

Outta every woman in this blog, she's the one whose beauty
my hottest female friends regardless of race/ethnicity
raved about the most outta every chick that I've ever dated.
Her tasty body and boob spillage made any bikini look X-rated,
especially at a pool party she hosted where all jaws dropped.
People always said she looked like Chilli from TLC,
but Baby Cakes is the closest resemblance that XXX has to offer
(especially with this deja vu shot).


One thing she always did
was keep herself looking like
she just stepped fresh outta
the nail salon from her
mani and pedi appointment.
Regardless of that turn-on,
I still kinda slept on her bcuz
I knew she'd always be there
(the typical story from guys).

For years, we alternated between moments of being exclusive and
being close friends tryna sort thru unresolved relationship issues.
But, 90% of the time whenever we were together,
we'd have our mouths, hands, and bodies all over each other
regardless of who was around (privately or publicly).

We met when my homeboy introduced us to each other at a party
that the 2 of us then ended up leaving 20 minutes later
to go and spend the rest of the night hooking up in privacy.
Things (including love) progressed at a crazy pace on their own,
but she was alot more into me than I was into being tied down.
So, I broke it off, trying to prevent it from getting more intense.
For the next several years, we broke up and got back together
a grand total of 7 times.

BTW here's another funny fact about this relationship....
she's the only woman in my blog to ever get me pussy whipped.
JBH the pussy was A+ and she'd ride me like a champ for hours,
jack hammering every inch of the dick tryna ruin her ovaries.
Our best session was when we made a bet to see which one of us
would tap out 1st (BTW I won, but I had to overkill the pussy).

Her blowjobs were even better, had me screaming her name, and
took pride in turning fellatio into an art form of fucking her face.
Giving artistic head was a skill that she'd tell you she's perfected;
her M.O. was "anything for you and keep the cum messy"....
the kinda hun who'd flash a "Rock on" sign after being facialized.
Her pierced tongue and attraction to women was also a plus.

She was an awesome, loyal GF and a true Ride Or Die chick,
but neither of us had the maturity to make our romance last.
I was too selfish with her and she was too stubborn with me.

 

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