Thursday, January 08, 2015

93. Porsha Carrera as ANITA

Zodiac Sign:
GEMINI

Reppin':
MARYLAND

Label:
Tonsil Hockey Enforcer

Era:
Circa 18 of the Jedi
to Spring 25 of the Sith

Grade/GPA:
C+ (2.67)







The True Biopic (To Make A Long Story Short): 
 
It always seems like I'm one of the few people don't think that
kissing is a big deal or anything personal----to me, it's a salutation
(just another way of saying "Hello" or "Goodbye").

Very often, I find myself alone anytime that people are asked:
"What's more intimate----sex or a kiss"???

My POV is that a kiss means nothing, but most other people think
sex is just an act while a kiss is much more personal and intimate.
Hookers won't kiss johns, some porn stars don't even kiss on-set,
and some of the biggest hoes I know have rules against kissing.
But, hey, to each their own. 

Even with that being said, I'm a little embarrassed to admit that
I've never played Spin The Bottle or Truth Or Dare before....
but, I guess it doesn't matter when this sista's kiss is on my list.
She deserves induction into my HOF based on shock value alone.

We'd barely even known each other for a month @ the time that
this particular incident occurred, but we saw alotta each other
bcuz we had the same mutual friends.

One afternoon, we were just sitting in my homeboy's car and
he dared us to have a hot make out session in front of him.
Anita and I looked @ each other like we'd both been waiting for
the chance to do this all along----which I'd really been doing bcuz
I'd been crushing on her....

then, we shrugged our shoulders and just went for it!!!

I dunno whether this shit was sumthin' she planned with my boy 
or if it really was just one of those spur of the moment things.
All I know is she pulled some Girls Gone Wild kinda stuff that
black folks often stereotype as "shit that only White girls do."

She just grabbed the back of my head before I was even ready
and took control by violently shoving her tongue down my throat.
I was so fuckin' surprised by the power that her kiss had behind it
that I couldn't even close my eyes----I kept lookin' at my boy like,
"WTF man?! Can you believe this shit"?!?!

My mouth and tongue stayed locked w/ hers for so damn long that
my boy literally started looking wide-eyed at his watch.
When the chick finally let a nigga come up for air,
it took a bit to regain my bearings bcuz the impact of her kiss was
like 9.0 on The Richter Scale Of French Kisses kinda ferocious.

Then, my boy asked us to give him an encore performance....
so, we leaned forward to play another game of tonsil hockey.
This round, we went at it for longer and it was more intense!
We were in that zone where the moment feels frozen in time.
 
This steamy kiss went a long way in prepping me for
alotta the random encounters that I had in life afterwards and
it paved the road for me to pickup this sista when we ended up
crossing paths again on the street later down the road of my life.




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